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My cat saved my life.

Ok, so that may be a bit dramatic. Noodles didn’t literally save my life. He’s not Lassie or anything. If I fell down a well (or, you know, slipped in the shower, the apartment-life version of falling down the well) I don’t have much confidence that he would run and find someone to save me. (First of all, how would he get out of the apartment? But I digress.)

So what happened is this. I had an 8:30 am court appearance in Riverside…65 miles from my apartment which in L.A. traffic could take forever. I set my alarm on my cell phone to 4:45 am, to allow myself to shower, get ready (in my slow moving way) and get gas before heading out at 6 am. I forced myself to go to sleep at 10 pm.

Several hours later I was dead asleep when I was awakened by the sound of meowing. Loud meowing. Noodles was meowing his pretty little head off. I rolled over sleepily to check the time on my phone and discovered that my phone was off! I leapt out of bed, heart racing, and ran to the kitchen to check the time. I was sure that I’d see it was already 6 am and I’d be screwed.

What time was it? That’s right — 4:45 a.m. on the nose. Noodles was officially the hero of the morning. I have never been so grateful to be woken by Noodles at the crack of dawn.

That was actually the most eventful part of my day…court went well, the day went by peacefully, and now I am sitting with my hero at my side and watching the season finale of The Hills. (Can I just mention how envious I am of Lauren and Whitney going to Paris??)

On a final note before I turn to my Netflix, thank you, dear readers, for weighing in on my poll from yesterday. I’ve always thought pickiness can be good…I’m glad I’m not alone in that sentiment!

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Bloggity Bloggity

Apropos of nothing: is there a cuter TV couple than Jim and Pam on The Office? Yes, I know, how very 2 years ago. And yes, I know that in real life, John Krasinski is rumored to be somewhat of an ass. (Stop breaking my heart!) But I was just watching them quip with each other and laugh together in that sweet way and it made me smile. Shmoop, shmoop.

After a rough night last night in which I had the worst stomach pain I’ve ever had (once the pain eased up, I pulled the classic and ill-advised move of Googling my own symptoms, and I even called Knittikins and asked her what her appendicitis felt like), and a rough day in which I had to shlep up to court in Glendale still feeling icky, I am now feeling more like myself. I have almost survived to the end of the week and, more importantly, I am beginning to put things into perspective. It’s easy to get bogged down with the details of my job and forget to see the overall picture of my life and all the choices I have, so getting to step back is a very nice thing.

A couple of words on my court appearance in Glendale. First of all, Glendale might as well be Egypt for as long as it took to get back from there. Coming up on the 405 interchange from the 101, I saw a hideous lineup of cars, and thought, Ah ha! I’ll beat all these suckers by getting off the freeway, making my way down to Ventura, cutting back to Beverly Glen and taking that over the hill and right back to the office. Of course, everyone else had the same genius idea….

Anyway, what really struck me about my time in Glendale is how much power judges really have over their cases. By way of background, in L.A. there is a mediation program in the superior court system. Mediators volunteer ther time, parties don’t have to pay for it, and mediation is all but mandatory. This case I appeared for today isn’t one I have worked on, but both the partner and the associate were on international vacations (lucky ducks) so I got to take one for the team. It went something like this:

Judge: How do the parties feel about mediation?
Little Miss Law: Well, your Honor, we have explained all of the ADR options to our client, and she isn’t interested in pursuing mediation at this time.
Judge: Ok.
(pause; Little Miss Law breathes an internal sigh of relief.)
Judge: But, that really isn’t up to her. I’m referring the case to mediation. So go downstairs and pick a mediator.

Al righty then!

This weekend promises to be fun and relaxing — a mellow birthday celebration with Knittikins, the sisters and the Baron tomorrow; my friend D.’s big gala on Saturday night (finally, another chance to wear the gorgeous dress I bought for my firm’s holiday party last year!) and on Sunday, a wind-down with Knittikins at Burke Williams. Exactly what I need…ahhh.

I’m also planning on ordering one of the many books about legal and nonlegal career options for lawyers, and I welcome any inspiring ideas from you, dear readers!

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Small Victories

So today I had my very first ever substantive oral argument in court.  As I wrote yesterday, I was quite anxious ahead of time, and as expected slept very poorly and had strange dreams.  (I watched House just before bed, leading to a dream in which Hugh Laurie was my judge.  But he was much nicer of a judge than House would be.  Also, I just remembered that in a different section of my dream, Hugh Laurie kissed me.  Am I crazy, or does anyone else think he’s attractive?)

The morning got off to a rocky start when the clerk handed us the judge’s tentative written ruling, and it was 100% against me.  (A bad tentative ruling is the judge’s way of saying, I’m ruling against you against you convince me otherwise.)  My heart sank, but I thought to myself, Well, if he already wants to rule against me, things can only get better!  Time to turn this thing around!  Opposing counsel (who, mind you, is a name partner at her small firm) was reading the tentative ruling smugly and smiling and whispering with her little associate who was probably my year or younger.  You’re going down, I thought.

I won’t bore all you non-lawyers with the details of my argument, but basically I convinced the judge that the other side was wrong on one of the issues, and he decided that the parties should be able to submit further briefs and do another oral argument.  When opposing counsel said “Your Honor, I’m actually leaving for vacation on Saturday,” the judge said, “Great!  You can do your brief by Friday then!”  (I have an extra week after that for mine.)  I’m sure she is sticking pins in her Little Miss Law voodoo doll as we speak.

Then, at the end, was what made my day.   As we began to pack up our things, the judge looked at me and said, “Good argument, counsel.”  I wanted to hug him!  It was like the lawyer equivalent of getting an A on an exam.

So basically, while we may still lose when the judge hears the issues again, I managed to talk my client out of a bad result today, and I actually feel like a real lawyer! 

On a final note, I just looked up Hugh Laurie online and he’s 48 years old!  Seriously?  Sheesh.

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Sorry, It’s Monday.

Dear readers, I hope you will indulge me in what promises to be a very random stream of consciousness; my brain is fried from working on an appeal brief almost all day.  (Don’t you worry, as exciting as enforcement of settlement agreements under CCP 664.6 is, I’ll spare you.)

First of all, let me just say that less than two weeks after my arrival back from Maui, all of the calm and zen that I developed there has officially dissipated.  I love L.A. (most of the time) and I enjoy my job (most of the time) but I don’t think anyone would use the words “serene,” “tranquil,” or “peaceful” to describe either one.  I have two souvenirs from Maui on my desk — a carved wooden turtle, and a beautiful color photograph of a swimming turtle (snorkeling with the turtles was the highlight of my trip), so I try to look at them and have moments of peace throughout my day, but that can be challenging. 

In an attempt to recapture that serenity, L.A./Little Miss Law style, I have had a good old fashioned evening of pure, unadulterated vegging.  Thai food takeout (yum); Half Baked Ben & Jerry’s ice cream (somehow I managed to survive 27 years of life without trying this flavor, until my friend C. brought it over the other night — it’s heaven in a tiny carton); the new episode of The Hills (could I love girly angst any more?), reading more of a good new novel, and now reruns of Sex & the City while I blog (the episodes where they all go to L.A. — perfect).

Ok, back to my obsession with The Hills.  One of the fun things about the show is that they are always using stock footage of places in L.A. and hanging out at spots in Hollywood, and usually I know where they are.  Tonight Audrina and her pseudo boyfriend went for drinks at Charcoal, where I actually had dinner a few weeks ago.  I bet you didn’t know that I am so cool and hip!  🙂

But I think my favorite part of the show is analyzing the girls’ (usually disastrous) relationships.  This is the third season of the show, and I can honestly say that there have been no more than a couple of guys who seemed remotely decent.  It’s hard to tell whether they edit the episodes to make these dudes out as bad guys, or whether they are truly such big tools.  It’s like a train wreck–I just can’t look away.

As I was watching the show tonight, I found myself thinking, Why is she even putting up with this guy?  I would never do that!  Then it occurred to me: that is just not true.  I had to admit to myself that in my dating life, I have tolerated a lot of questionable behavior that, if I saw happening to a girlfriend or a TV character, I would have to restrain myself from shouting, “You’re an amazing girl!  What are you doing?  Just get out!” 

And the thing is, none of the guys I have dated are evil or malicious or jerks (I can see all my friends simultaneously shaking their heads in emphatic disagreement).  Confused, sure.  Clueless, maybe.  Un-ready to be in a real relationship?  Of course– aren’t we all at some point? 

I think that’s what makes it so hard to spot the signs, even when they are flashing neon right in front of you.  We all have our issues and our quirks.  You like (or God forbid love) the guy, he has all these great qualities, so you try to tell yourself that, even though things might not seem quite right, things will work out.  I do have a close friend whose  BF turned around his flaky (at the time we called it “asshole”) behavior and now is an uber-boyfriend, but still, I know this is the exception rather than the rule.  I’m also sure that I’ve dished out my fair share of questionable relationship behavior, so maybe the ups and downs are a form of relationship karma? 

On a final and totally unrelated note, I am reading a novel I really like right now — The Man of My Dreams.  No, it’s not a torrid romance novel with Fabio on the cover.  It’s a coming-of-age type novel by the author of Prep.  She has such a knack for writing socially awkward, late bloomer characters that it must be semi-autobiograpical.  At any rate, I really like her writing style, and I recommend it as a quick summer read.

That’s all for now.  Perhaps Tuesday will be more exciting!

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Babies R Not Me.

I actually wrote a post with this title last time I went to a baby shower, but then I removed it because I thought it sounded too harsh.  But allow me to be honest…the fact remains that I’m just not such a fan of babies.  Don’t get me wrong.  I don’t hate babies.  I just am not as inspired to coo over them as many women I know, and I have never had the maternal instinct/biological clock thing going on.  So going to a baby shower always brings this feeling into sharp focus.

My adventure began at Pottery Barn Kids, where I rebelled against the registry (which was at Target) and went to buy a les practical but still coo-worthy gift.  I must admit that after my friend T. clued me in to the wonder that is Pottery Barn Kids when I attended my last baby shower a couple of months ago, I sort of fell in love with it and was oddly excited to visit again.  I must say, the gift I got was pretty frickin’ cute.  And as T. said, there are things in there that I would buy for my own place!  (Like some fun rugs.)  I also felt a little envious/disgusted watching parents buy their children desks and chairs that cost hundreds of dollars (seeing as how most of my furniture comes from Ikea and Craigs List.  I could upgrade but I know Noodles would just ruin it).

Anyway, I then went to help set up for the shower.  The mom-to-be is my friend D.’s sister; I know D. from law school and he was hosting the party at his fabulous condo.  (When a gay man is throwing a party, you know it’s going to be good.)  I felt somewhat more at ease with the baby shower notion because it was his first time hosting (and probably, attending) one.  Also, a couple of my other anti-baby friends were there so I didn’t feel so out of place.  At the same time, there were also the women with babies/children in tow (who inevitably crawled/ran around the apartment, threatening to wreak havoc and making D. rue the day he purchased that fabulous white couch).  Talk about my birth control for the day…yikes.

Which makes me wonder — when, if ever, will I cross the line from baby-phobic  to baby-crazy?  As a single woman, I currently consider it a blessing that my biological clock is not ticking, since I certainly don’t want to rush into something that isn’t right or be a single parent.  (One of the paralegals in my office is single and adopted a baby.  I can’t think of anything less tempting.)  At the same time, I wonder if it’s ever going to change.  Is it like a switch that flips on when you reach a certain age or life stage?  Or are some people just baby-prone and others aren’t?

On a totally unrelated topic, tonight my friend C. and I rented a DVD of the show Felicity.  We used to watch it religiously when we were in college together, and it is still so good.  I must say, I relate to it even more now than I did then.  I am thinking about getting Netflix and if I do, that is going on my queue for sure!

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Secrets about Little Miss Law

How’s that for a “hook”? 

The truth is that I have been planning all day to sit down tonight and write an appropriately witty blog…and then I sat down at my laptop and stared at the screen for about 10 minutes.  Riiiiiiight.  I’m just going to go ahead and blame that on jetlag and general tiredness (a special shout out to Noodles, who waited a whole extra hour this morning–until 5:30 a.m. this time– to start meowing his pretty little head off).

Anyway, since I don’t have much in the way of interesting anecdotes to share with you today (as much as I know you are all dying to hear all about my thrilling research memo on the subject of fraud damages), I thought I’d share some random tidbits about Little Miss Law for those who don’t know me personally.

1.  I’m an only child.  But I’m told I’m not a “typical only child.”  Whatever that means.

2.  I have a weird celebrity crush on Stephen Colbert.  Don’t ask me why, but I find him sort of sexy (you know, in that geeky-fake-pundit way). Speaking of which, you MUST watch this clip from his show. Trust me, it’s hilarious.

3.  Even though I love nice meals out and appreciate good food, I still indulge my cravings for things I loved as a child, like Lipton noodle soup in a box (with an egg dropped in it).  Of course, I can only cook these things when I am home alone.  Shh, don’t tell anyone.

4.  I have been at my law job for 2 years but there are days where I still feel like I am playing dress-up.

5.  My biggest vice is being a gossip.  (But if you tell me an important secret, I will take it to the grave.)

6.  I have accidentally killed every plant I have ever had.  (Luckily Noodles meows as much as he does, so I never forget about him.)

7.  I won the state spelling bee when I was in 5th grade.  (Yes, I am a BIG NERD.  But that isn’t a secret.)

8.  I am obsessed with teenage soap operas.  Laguna Beach, the OC, the Hills, Dawson’s Creek back in the day…bring it on!

9.  I have been to see psychics on more than one occasion, and I actually sort of believe in them (though the last 2 have been dead wrong…hmm).

10.  I was raised celebrating Christmukkah (though I didn’t have a name for it till the OC) but never went to church or temple.

Ok, so maybe those “secrets” weren’t too juicy.  But I didn’t want to feel like that girl who, on a first date, talks about her ex, her family issues and her diet.  You know that girl.  I’ll save the juicy stuff for our next “date.”  🙂

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Who reads this blog, anyway?

My dear readers, by now you all know to a certain extent who Little Miss Law is — or rather, what she’s like, what makes her tick, what pisses her off … you catch my drift.  Indeed, a good number of my readers have the *privilege* of knowing the “real life” Little Miss Law.

Yet, it feels sometimes like the playing field is a bit uneven, because I don’t know much about my readers.  Who the hell are you?  The only knowledge I have about my readers (aside from the usual suspects — aloha, Mom & Dad) comes from one of my favorite WordPress features, where you can read the search engine terms people used to find your blog.  Here are the terms people used to make their way to Little Miss Law this week:

“little miss law blog”  (YES!  I have a following!)  😉

“kathy the cartoon character” (Ahem, it’s Cathy with a C.  But if you are reading my blog I forgive you.)

“sighting ben mckenzie” (Glad to see I’m not the only celeb stalker.)

“triplets joke” (I wonder if this person liked my Siamese triplets pun.)

“wordpress theme” (Huh?)

“confessions office watercooler blog”

“Fashion dress blog” (Sorry to disappoint.)

“wear to court” 

“once a week my cat go crazy and attack” (Spray bottle!!)

“going to court heels” (Yes, they are called pumps.  ‘Nuff said.)

So, in a nutshell (help, I’m in a nutshell!  how do I get out of this nutshell?) my readers are crazy cat ladies (or ladies with crazy cats), lawyers, celebrity stalkers and gossip hounds.  Indeed, you’re my kind of people!  Keep reading!

Tomorrow I hop on a plane and fly to the beautiful island of Maui.  Snorkeling, hiking, lounging, eating…I wish I could just transport myself there instantly. 

I’ve also bought a few books to take with me, since pleasure reading is one of my biggest loves and it so often falls by the wayside.  They are:  The Guy Not Taken (short stories by Jennifer Weiner, author of Good in Bed and In Her Shoes); Saving Fish from Drowning, by Amy Tan (Joy Luck Club) and finally A Mighty Heart (the Daniel Pearl story, now starring Angelina Jolie).  I will update you when I return!

Though I know tears will be shed that I will be blog-free for a week, I just can’t imagine shlepping my laptop to Hawaii, so I will say goodbye for now!  But first I will leave you with the Ben McKenzie story that I promised you (since apparently at least one person cares).

It was the afterparty to the premiere of Rocky Balboa, which was actually really fun, not because the movie was good at all (I admit to never having seen the others, but this was a clearly over-the-top schmaltzy throwback to them, not in a good way), but just imagine a theater full of people chanting, “Ro-cky!  Ro-cky!”  Goodtimes.

Anyway, I was with my co-workers, who luckily know and love me.  I announced that I was going to go talk to Ben, and was heartily egged on.  He was sitting with Kevin Connolly (who I just noticed on IMDb was in Rocky V) and some other guys I didn’t recognize, no other girls in sight.  There was an empty seat next to him that I resolved to plop myself down in.  I marched in the direction of his table….then hovered nearby, unable to get up the nerve to approach him.  This went on for a while until I gave up and returned to my friends.  Luckily, I don’t think he saw me stalking him.

Soon thereafter, a beautiful brunette sat down in the coveted seat and they started chatting and eventually snapping pictures.  “That could have been me!”  I kept thinking for the rest of the evening.  The next day I went online and sure enough, I found this picture of Ben and the beautiful brunette.  I sent it to my friend C. and wrote “see, this could have been me!”  She responded, “Um, that’s the girl who plays Sloan on Entourage.”

Doh!  I guess my brush with celebrity wasn’t quite as close as I imagined.

Till next week….

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The “end” is just the beginning

Ok, ok.  That title is such a tease.  It suggests that I am going to be writing about something deep and insightful, like starting over after a rough time, bouncing back from a breakup, or something along the lines of one of my favorite song lyrics: “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.”  (SO 1998.)  Yes, that would be an excellent topic for a post.  But not for today.

First, my apologies for the radio silence on my blog.  I have been half uninspired, half busy having fun,  and half (YES I know that makes 1 1/2 — shhh!!) trying to tie up all the loose ends at work to avoid having to answer calls from my law firm on my cell phone while I lay on the Maui beach and soak up some sun and some R & R.  The  long awaited vacation is almost upon me!!  After months of fantasizing, as of Wednesday I am leaving L.A., work, and all my everyday worries behind.  I can’t wait!

And here comes the real meaning of the title — it is the end of the summer in the world of my firm, since all the summer associates are about to leave.  We even had the “end-of-summer” party on Saturday.  But for me, the highlight of my summer is still to come!  So the “end” of the summer is just the beginning…ok, it’s cheezy.  So sue me.  (I feel like I say that too much.  As though there is not enough litigation in my life as is!  Sheesh.)

The end-of-summer party was classic of my firm.  First, there was the dress theme.  When I was a summer associate, the theme was the Roaring 20’s.  Where everyone else was understated in black dresses and pearls, I was too eager and new to know any better, and I took the theme seriously, borrowing a full flapper costume from a friend–fishnets, hair feather and all.  And I didn’t even have the wits to be embarrassed about it at the time; I’m just cringing in hindsight. 

Anyway, the theme of Saturday’s party was Black and White.  Everyone was quite tastefully dressed…the only people who stuck out were those who missed the black and white memo (polka dot pale blue tie, anyone?) but all in all, my office-mates clean up well. 

The evening was held at a partner’s home; he’s one of my favorites and I’m on 2 cases with him.  Earlier in the week, I had told him an answer he liked for one of our cases, so he told me that as a “reward” he would specially make me a Cosmopolitan at this party, even though it wasn’t on the drink menu.  (As I tell this story, you must picture that this partner is pushing 70, and of everyone in my life he reminds me most of my grandfather.  So NO, it’s not sketchy, it’s just funny.)  All week he bragged about his Cosmopolitan.

When I arrived at the party, I walked over to say hi to the host and others.  They were standing adjacent to the bar that was set up outside; in addition to the bartenders there were several waiters circulating and offering hors d’oeuvres.  Immediately, the host broke from the group, grabbed my arm and steered me into the kitchen, where he pulled out the lime juice, cranberry juice, vodka, triple sec and martini shaker that he had set aside.  He mixed the drink and waited expectantly as I sipped it.  He wasn’t joking around — he mixes a mean Cosmo!  Later, when my drink ran out, he dashed inside to pour me another one.  Now there’s a host.  (Does it take 70 years of life for a man to be that attentive?  Kidding!)

The food at the party was really sensational — there were all sorts of food stations.  I meant to work my way around, but after a generous helping of the best chicken curry I have ever had, and a cone full of yummy French fries, I was stuffed. 

Then, the dancing began.  All the bigtime partners were there and it was adorable to see them dancing with their wives or husbands.  Our jobs are stressful and takes its toll on many relationships, but some of these couples have been together for decades and you can just see how happy they are together.  It’s a beautiful thing to see. 

And with that, the “summer” has come to an end.

A couple of more things before I bid you adieu for the evening, dear readers.  First, I really wanted to do my laundry tonight.  But 2 of the washers are broken and the other 2 are being used.  Either I will stay up late tonight (doubtful) or wait till the last minute tomorrow (likely).  This is one of many reasons that I often fantasize about my own little house.  *Sigh*.

And now, another confession.  These days all my confessions seem to be about the awful TV I find myself watching the couple of nights a week that I stay home and veg with Noodles.  Tonight the new gem is: Scott Baio is 45 and Single.  I don’t even want to explain.  It’s exactly what it sounds like.  Wow, new shows need to come on and I need to get TiVo…stat.

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Adventures of Little Miss Law: Celebrity Edition

I have a confession to make.  I, like many people, am totally and utterly susceptible to celebrity fascination.  You’d think that living in L.A., working at a law firm that represents its fair share of entertainment clients, and formerly living with 2 ppl who work in entertainment would break me of this habit forever.  But, alas, such is not the case.  Put an US Weekly in my hands and I will gladly flip through and see who’s dating who, who’s dumping who, who’s having a baby, who’s just getting fat – you get the picture.

Last year I attended the Emmys and I got to see what heights my celebrity awe could reach.  My friend L. and I made the decision to leave our seats after Conan’s opening bit (funny, but we could hardly see the stage from the awful nosebleed section — I think we were literally in the second-to-last row of the whole theater) and spend the rest of the time in the lobby, watching the stars come and go, and drinking several cocktails (I was fairly sauced when it was all said and done).  The, were lots of good sightings — some of the cast of Grey’s Anatomy, Peter Krause, Cheryl Hines, etc.  Seeing all these TV stars, as a (now-reformed) TV addict was a truly Twilight Zone experience, as if all these people literally crawled out of the TV set and took human form in the room with me.  In some cases, with the little-known or bit part actors, I would do a double take, thinking, “do I know that guy from college/law school/a friend of a friend?  Or was he just on a random episode of The Office?”  

So, when I spotted the star of one of my favorite shows, How I Met Your Mother, I became fixated.  No, not Neil Patrick Harris, aka Doogie.  I’m talking about the guy who plays Ted, that only people who watch the show would know.   And because not that many people I know watch the show, and he is cute in that regular guy way, and  I was a few cocktails in, I reasoned to myself that he would or should be thrilled that a fan of his would approach him and talk to him.  I looked at him; he saw me looking at him.  In the lobby I never got up my nerve, and I thought I’d lost my chance.

Later on, I attended the Governor’s Ball.  It was amazing — like a wedding reception, if you invited 10,000 of your closest friends and family.  The room was ginormous.  But I was a woman on a mission.  I was going to find “Ted,” and I was going to talk to him.  I did a trying-to-be-casual lap around the room.  As I came back to my table, a miracle happened.  He was standing right there!  I started to walk toward him.  He saw me starting to walk toward him.  He looked alarmed.  What’s that – a hot blond on his arm?  As we passed each other, he muttered “Hey,” nervously and walked — nay, ran — in the other direction.

At that point, I should have been chagrined.  I had just been shown to be nothing but a pathetic celebrity stalker.  But buzzed-on-Cosmos Little Miss Law is nothing if not self-righteous.  Instead of being embarrassed, I was indignant and mildly pissed off.  I spent a good part of the dinner (the most delicious steak and chocolate mousse I have ever had by the way) regaling my friends with comments like, “He should be happy that someone even recognized him!”

I wish I could say this was an isolated incident — but I must admit to doing a similar maneuver with Ben McKenzie at the after-party for a movie premiere a couple of months later.  But that is a story for another day, my friends.

Then yesterday, BF and I went for a lovely dinner at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica, and we were seated a mere 2 tables away from Matthew Perry (and his 20-something date).  I stared at him for a good part of dinner, but I did not approach him or try to stalk him!  Maybe I’m growing out of it?

The Emmys are coming up again on September 16….we’ll see whether I can turn over a new leaf.

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Case of the Mondays

I am almost too tired to blog, but one of my most avid readers (hi Mom) asked me tonight whether I was planning to blog, and I have been blog-less all weekend, sooo…it’s overdue.  Here goes.

This was such a typical Monday.  The kind that is talked about around the proverbial office water cooler (actually, my office has a real water cooler in every kitchen, but no one stands around them, chatting), in Cathy and Garfield cartoons, and is mocked in Office Space.  The kind you can feel coming before you open your eyes, and sends you crawling back under the covers.

To start, I woke up and realized that I hadn’t cancelled the court reporter for today’s deposition that had been rescheduled.  Crap!  I thought.  We’re going to be charged a big cancellation fee, all for nothing.  I stressed about this all the way to work, and when I arrived my legal assistant informed me that the court reporter had never been ordered in the first place.  Wheeeeew!  I think this may be the first time that I have actually been saved by my own absentmindedness.

The weather this morning was gloomy and muggy, and the drive to work seemed longer than usual.  As I drove, I listened to NPR, which I normally love, and even that didn’t lift my spirits.  (Note: The one funny moment was during a segment about adopted families.  The story focused on a Caucasian family who had adopted an African American boy, who is now 26.  The interviewer asked the now-26-year-old very seriously, “So, what did your mom tell you about their race?  Your race?  Race in general?”  He deadpanned, “She told me that white people eat sauerkraut and black people eat fried chicken.”  I LOVE it.  Way to throw off Mr. Serious NPR, who couldn’t contain his own laughter.)

But I digress.  To top off the Monday-ness of it all, my task of the day involved a hefty chunk of my arch-nemesis: MATH.  One of the many things I enjoy about my job is that normally it has nothing to do with numbers.  I have hated math ever since the 8th grade when I encountered the evil beast known as Algebra.  My hatred deepened in 10th and 11th grade when I had Advanced Algebra and Functions, Statistics and Trigonometry (FST), respectively, both taught by Mr. J., the girls’ basketball coach with a droning voice, a stunted sense of humor and a propensity to torture his students with his bad mood when the girls’ team lost a game. 

At any rate, no algebra was involved today, and I even had a calculator.  Still, I was adding up hundreds of many-digit numbers at a time, and kept making mistakes.  I would get one result; then, when I would try to check my work (as a good little math student does), I would get a different answer.  My work will hopefully result in our client being awarded interest on the attorneys’ fees that its insurer failed to pay.  Still, to get there the client has to pay for hours of my time to calculate the interest lost.  Oops!

Thankfully, I have finished with the bulk of my calculations, and Monday is winding to an end, so things are looking up.

And now, a confession:  I have become obsessed with stupid teen shows on The N.  And I’m not talking mainstream teen soaps, like The O.C. (which I have no shame in admitting that I love) or Dawson’s Creek or Felicity (which I also loved, but hey, I was in high school/college).  I’m talking incredibly cheezy Canadian teen soaps with nobody famous in them.  I’m talking DeGrassi, The Best Years, and South of Nowhere.  Somebody please, please help me.

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